ADVENTURES IN EUPHEMISM: Brown signs bill to allow children more than two legal parents. “The bill was partially a reaction to a 2011 court decision involving a lesbian couple that briefly ended their relationship, according to Leno’s office. One of the women was impregnated by a man before the women resumed their relationship. A fight broke out, putting one of the women in the hospital and the other in jail, but the daughter was sent to foster care because her biological father did not have parental rights.”

“A fight broke out, putting one of the women in the hospital and the other in jail.” Somebody had better stop that naughty ol’ fight from breaking out again. Bad fight, bad!