INSTANT FRIENDZONE: A GUIDE. They’re Not All That Bad: 5 Rare Types Of Men You’d Be Lucky To Meet. The gold is in the comments:

You’ve met all 5 and friendzone them each and every time.

I was this guy ! I still caught her in bed with. 2 large black men :(

Don’t worry. “This guy” can find a woman, but she’s likely to be the sloppy seconds of the jerk you’re not supposed to be. Another comment reads,

I, unfortunately had the shallow man for 18 years, only to find the love of my life who posesses all of these qualities. You have blessed my life Greg Moore