ACT OF LOVE: Man charged with raping University of Delaware student. “Candido Tepoz, 28, of Mexico but lives in the Newark area, was charged with one count of second-degree rape, two counts each of third-degree unlawful sexual contact and second-degree unlawful imprisonment, one count of criminal impersonation and two traffic offenses, said UD spokeswoman Donna O’Brien.”

Wait. What?

Candido Tepoz, 28, of Mexico but lives in the Newark area

“Of Mexico”? As in, “citizen of”? File this one under “adventures in euphemism.”