RESPECTED SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL will print nonsense for a price:

Experimental & Clinical Cardiology was published in Oakville, Ont., for 17 years and had a solid reputation for printing original medical research. It was sold in 2013, and its new owners say they are in Switzerland, but do their banking in Turks and Caicos.

And for $1,200 U.S. they’ll print anything — even a garbled blend of fake cardiology, Latin grammar and missing graphs submitted by the [Ottawa] Citizen.

There are less expensive alternatives, evidently.