PLANNING IS NOT HER STRONG SUIT: E! TV host Giuliana Rancic admits struggle to have children shook her faith. Faith in what? The idea that waiting until the age of 34 to begin trying to conceive is stupid? (According to Wikipedia, she was born in August 1974, married in September 2007, and first attempted conception in the beginning of 2009.)

“My faith is strong and Bill and I go to church every Sunday, but I remember going to church and getting angry. I was asking God, ‘Why aren’t you giving us a child?'”

And God responded, “I gave you a body full of eggs. I gave you a Catholic upbringing. I gave you years of youthful fertility. I gave you man after man who desired to marry you. I gave you a man whom you finally decided to marry, and over a year of wedded bliss in which you could have stopped using contraception at any time. What more did you expect?”