ACT OF LOVE: No Prison Time, No Deportation for Illegal Immigrant Who Killed Two Girls. “A judge in Oregon has dismissed the deportation case against Cinthya Garcia-Cisneros, a 19-year-old illegal immigrant who killed two young girls in a hit-and-run car accident last year. Though Garcia-Cisneros was in the midst of removal proceedings, she is now released and will not face deportation. Garcia-Cisneros, who came from Mexico as a child, had permission to be in the country under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program instituted by President Obama in 2012.”

Now, if you really want to be deported, you actually have to do something serious, like sell fake vintage wine.