DAVE BARRY: The New York Times Published This Brilliant Column By This Brilliant Essayist.

Isn’t that amazing? She’s here two weeks and she knows how “most locals” feel about income inequality! I’ve lived here almost thirty years, and I’d never claim to know that. Probably because I’m not a thinker. I’m referring to this sentence from Ms. Druckerman’s essay:

And while there are some thinkers scattered around town, Miami is overrun with lawyers, jewelry designers and personal trainers, all trying to sell services to one another.

That’s right: She knows who Miami’s thinkers are — all of them, apparently — and also knows where they are! “Scattered around town.”

I wish the Times had printed a map, so I could go see them.