LEADER OF FAILED ALL-FEMALE UNIT commits suicide; reason unknown.

The much-ballyhooed F.E.T. [Female Engagement Team] 55-woman detachment she commanded soon imploded, no fault of its earnest leader.

“A number of women got pregnant and were sent back to the States,” an officer in the know [said]. “Others were producing pornography for American GI’s, and some of the raunchy photos included females in lesbian poses.”

Whether this “failure,” a first in the intense and highly-successful career of Kelly Hasselman, was enough to send her off the rails, or her death has a more sinister origin, we cannot say for sure at this early date.

Related: The Failure of Female Engagement Teams in Afghanistan.