NOT THE ONION: Man allegedly kills prostitutes, then cuts off genitals and claims to be a new person with no connection to his past.

For the first time, we’re hearing details about why Donna Perry, who was [sic] a man named Douglas Perry at the time of the murders, says she [sic] didn’t kill the women and how her [sic] sex change operation will likely play a role in her [sic] defense. . . .

She [sic] went on to say, “I’m not going to admit I killed anybody, I didn’t. Donna has killed nobody.” Detective Burbridge replied, “Doug did.” And Perry said, “I don’t know if Doug did or not, it was 20 years ago and I have no idea whether he did or did not.”

Sounds like a good defense strategy, if you want to come off as a psycho.