FOR THE LADIES: Do The Opposite of This.

When I first read this I thought it was satire. I thought she was being ironic and really wanted women to follow the opposite of what she had written.

However…this loon is serious. She really meant what she wrote. All I can say: oh my God.

A selection of quotations from the linked article:

You know that drug dealer who keeps money in his freezer and doesn’t know where to put apostrophes? Date him. Same with the guy who literally has “I’m a mistake” tattooed on his arm. They are terrifically wrong for you, but they are truly lovely people who will enrich your life. . . .

Look, sex in your twenties is going to be horrible. For a long time you won’t even realize that sex can be more. You will take pleasure in giving pleasure. It is all the intimacy that you can take, for now. Despite the faking, these are some of the realest, rawest moments of your young life; two unformed people pressing their naked egos against each other. . . .

You know that guy friend you weren’t romantically interested in because he was just too nice and available? Suddenly, you’re grown up enough to come to your senses. Marry the f*** out of him.

My advice for the men: Don’t be a chump. Don’t marry that woman.