A LETTER to an organizer of the White Privilege Conference.

Dear Abby, . . .

Your White Privilege Conference inspired me to launch the logical – and morally necessary – offshoot to the White Privilege Conference. The particulars of your Privileged background make you eminently qualified to be the keynote speaker. So I hope you’ll join me at that upcoming Social Justice activism extravaganza that will henceforth be known as the Jewish Privilege Conference. . . .

If you deny Jewish Privilege, then you open the door for Racists to offer genetic explanations for why Jews excel. Of course, Social Justice requires that all populations be innately the same as Ashkenazi Jews. There can be no genetic differences between ethnic groups. . . .

All cultures are equal, but some are more Privileged than others. Jews are only 0.2% of the world population and therefore should be only 0.2% of Nobel laureates. Instead, Jews are 22% of all Nobel Prize winners. In Physics, Chemistry, Medicine and Economics, Muslims hold just two Nobel Prizes. Jews hold 158.

It’s not merit. It’s not luck. It’s Privilege. The Nobel Committee Privileges Jewish science and Jewish logic and marginalizes People of Muhammed. . . .

Some of your fellow White Privilege indoctrination specialists have demanded that white people wear White Privilege wrist bands in order to make their Privilege more visible. . . .

I think what you can do to help raise awareness about Jewish Privilege is to wear a yellow Star of David.