SUNNY SIDE UP: Alimony for Your Eggs. “Mr. Lieberman’s argument is that since fertility treatments were part of the marriage, they should be considered part of the marital lifestyle, which should be maintained as much as possible post-divorce. The only difference is, in the future, she’ll use another man’s sperm.”

Yes, because this is clearly less insane than not divorcing each other and trying to work it out.

Related: Alimony for Egg Freezing Commodifies Children.