ROBERT OSCAR LOPEZ: The Left’s Condom Delusions. “While leftists dismiss chastity and abstinence programs as unrealistic, they nonetheless push the even-more-unrealistic fantasy that people who lack the ability to refrain from having sex will somehow have the self-control necessary to interrupt a moment of romance and intimacy, turn bright lights onto their genitals, rip open a condom container, unroll a piece of rubber correctly to encase their genitals, and then enjoy what follows.”